Psychology coach

The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Shoe Repair

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.

"Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.

"Not very likely," his wife said.

"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket. He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.

With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter.

With a face just as straight, the man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these."

He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.

Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"

"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."

The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.

"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.

Sports Commentator Bloopers

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

1. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
2. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
3. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
4. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
5. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

Language (and Other) Questions

1. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
2. Why is it called "rush hour" when your car barely moves?
3. If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
4. If it's a circular drive, how do you get out?
5. How do "Don't Walk on the Grass" signs get there?
6. Why does sour cream have a "use by" date?
7. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
8. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
9. If we find life on Mars, will it taste like chicken?
10. When a bug hits your windshield, what determines the color of the spatter?
11. If it was only a three hour tour, why did Gilligan, the Skipper and everyone else, have all that stuff?
12. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
    
14. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?
15. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
16. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
17. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
18. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
19. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
20. Should you ever have plastic surgery from a doctor whose office is full of portraits by Picasso?
21. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
22. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
23. Can you yell "Movie!" in a crowded fire station?
24. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Top Ten Signs of Job Burn-Out

1. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with just: "Hell."
2. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!".
3. Your garbage can is your "in" box.
4. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care.
5. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to logon.
6. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
7. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go off before the alarm does.
8. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
9. Your Day-Timer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.
10. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

The Five Toughest Questions For Men

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

Here is the problem:  If the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth),
every single one is absolutely guaranteed to explode into a major argument.
As a public service, I analyze each question and provide the possible answers.

#1:  What are you thinking about?

The best answer to this is:
"I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear.  I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which is, most likely, one of the following:

1. Baseball
2. Football
3. How fat you are
4. How much prettier she is than you
5. How I would spend the insurance money if you died

(Perhaps the best classic response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg:  "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

#2:  Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!"
If you feel a more detailed answer is in order:"Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include:

1. Yah, sure, you betcha.
2. Would it make you feel better if I said "yes"?
3. That depends on exactly what you mean by love.
4. Does it matter?
5. Who, me?

#3:  Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic:"Of course not!"
Among the incorrect answers are:

1. Compared to what?
2. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
3. A little extra weight looks good on you.
4. I've seen fatter.
5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

#4:  Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic:"Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include:

1. Yes, but you have a better personality.
2. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
3. Not as pretty as you, when you were her age.
4. It depends on how you define pretty.
5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

#5:  What would you do if I died?

This is the all-time, no-win question.
(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette.")
There is no good answer.
No matter how you answer, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions,
usually along the these lines:

• Woman:  Would you get married again?
• Man:  Definitely not!
• Woman:  Why not?  Don't you like being married?
• Man:  Of course I do.
• Woman:  Then why wouldn't you remarry?
• Man:  Okay, I'd get married again.
• Woman: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
• Man:  Yes, I would.
• Woman:  (After a long pause)  Would you sleep with her in our bed?
• Man:  Where else would we sleep?
• Woman:  Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
• Man:  That would seem like the proper thing to do.
• Woman:  And would you let her use my golf clubs?
• Man:  She can't use them; she's left-handed.

Corporate America Today

You know you work for corporate America today if:

1. You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
2. Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
3. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
4. The company logo on your badge is drawn on a post-it note.
5. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
6. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
7. You learn about your layoff on CNN.
8. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
9. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
10. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
11. Your company gives you more room to park than to work.
12. Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
13. You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.
14. You think lunch is the two minutes you take to swallow your baloney sandwich whole while watching the next program load.
15. It's dark when you drive to and from work.
16. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
17. "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
18. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
19. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
20. Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
21. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
22. Art involves a white board.
23. You're already late on the assignment you just got.
24. When 100% of your time means 20 hours.
25. You work 200 hours for the $50 bonus check or the free movie ticket and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!"
26. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
27. Your boss' favorite phrases are "when you get a few minutes", "in your spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
28. Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every January.
29. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
30. Change is the norm. (And remember, change is good!)
31. Nepotism is encouraged.
32. The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are hanging in your cube.
33. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
34. You read this entire list and understood it ALL!!!

English Kills

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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In facts

1. More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world.
2. Penguins are not found in the North Pole
3. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.
4. A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
5. Rudolf the Red-nosed reindeer was actually created as a promotional figure for Montgommery Wards department stores.
6. A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
7. Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
8. A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
9. Walt Disney got the idea for Mickey Mouse from watching mice play in a garage, where he was forced to work, because he could not afford to rent an art studio.
10. About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
11. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
12. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf .
13. The "O" when used as a prefix in Irish surnames means "descendant of."
14. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
15. Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.
16. Charlie Brown's dad was a barber.
17. Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks.
18. Frank Baum, the writer of "The Wizrd of OZ", looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
19. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
20. On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.
21. Up until the early 20th century, New Jersey and Wisconsin had laws allowing the castration of epileptics
22. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.
23. "A motion to table a motion to reconsider a vote to table an appeal of a ruling that a point of order was not in order against a motion to table another point of order against a motion to bring to a vote the motion to call up the resolution that would institute a rules change."
24. "Adcomsubordcomphibspac" is the longest acronym. It is a Navy term standing for Administrative Command, Amphibious Forces, Pacific Fleet Subordinate Command.
25. "Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar, La Allah Il Allah, La Allah Il Allah U Mohammed Rassul Allah" is heard by more people than any other sound of the human voice. This is the prayer recited by muezzins from each of the four corners of the prayer tower as Moslems all over the world face toward Mecca and kneel at sunset. It means: "God is great. There is no God but God, and Mohammed is the prophet of God."
26. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
27. "Aromatherapy" is a term coined by French chemist René Maurice Gattefossé in the 1920's to describe the practice of using essential oils taken from plants, flowers, roots, seeds, etc., in healing.
28. "Asthma" and "isthmi" are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.
29. "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist.
30. "Conservationalists" & "Conversationalists" (18 letters) are the longest non-scientific transposals (word formed from another by changing its letters).
31. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
32. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
33. "Fickleheaded" and "fiddledeedee" are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.
34. "Flushable" toilets were in use in ancient Rome.
35. "Fortnight" is a contraction of "fourteen nights." In the US "two weeks" is more commonly used.
36. "Forty" is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. "One" is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.
37. "Four" is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number.
38. "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
39. "Hang on Sloopy" is the official rock song of Ohio.
40. "Happy Birthday" was the first song to be performed in outer space, sung by the Apollo IX astronauts on March 8, 1969.
41. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
42. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
43. "Long in the tooth," meaning "old," was originally used to describe horses. As horses age, their gums recede, giving the impression that their teeth are growing. The longer the teeth look, the older the horse.
44. "Lunula" is the tip of the finger and toenail that is white. It is called this this (referring to the moon) because the end of the nail is rounded like the moon.
45. "Ma is as selfless as I am" can be read the same way backwards. If you take away all the spaces you can see that all the letters can be spelled out both ways.
46. "Mad About You" star Paul Reiser plays the piano on the show's theme song.
47. "One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.
48. "Ough" can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.
49. "Rhythms" is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.
50. "Second string," meaning "replacement or backup," comes from the middle ages. An archer always carried a second string in case the one on his bow broke.
51. "Speak of the Devil" is short for "Speak of the Devil and he shall come". It was believed that if you spoke about the Devil it would attract his attention. That's why when you're talking about someone and they show up people say "Speak of the Devil."
52. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
53. "Tautonyms" are scientific names for which the genus and species are the same.
54. "Taxi" is spelled exactly the same in English, French, German, Swedish, and Portuguese.
55. "Teh" means "cool" in Thai. (Pronounced "tay").
56. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
57. "THEREIN" is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.
58. "Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."
59. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
60. 1 and 2 are the only numbers where they are values of the numbers of the factors they have.
61. 1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
62. 1 kg (2.2 pounds) of lemons contain more sugar than 1 kg of strawberries.
63. 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire are strung across the Unites States.
64. 1.7 litres of saliva is produced each day. In Discovery Channel, its a quart.
65. 10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.
66. 10% of human dry weight comes from bacteria
67. 11% of the world is left-handed.
68. 111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321
69. 1200 equals 1 pound (72 rupees).
70. 123,000,000 cars are being driven on highways in the United States.
71. 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the United States.
72. 1959's A Raisin in the Sun was the first play by a black woman to be produced on Broadway.
73. 2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.
74. 203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
75. 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.
76. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
77. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
78. 259200 people die every day.
79. 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."
80. 3% of all mammals are monogamous
81. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
82. 315 words in the 1996 Webster's dictionary were mispelled.
83. 4 tablespoons of ketchup has about the same amount of nutrition as a ripe tomato.
84. 40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
85. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
86. 43.7% of all statistics are made up right on the spot
87. 48% of astronauts experience motion sickness.
88. 52% of Americans drink coffee.
89. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
90. 56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball games each year
91. 67 million pounds of pesticides and about 3 million tons of fertilizer are used annually on lawns in the US.
92. 78 rpm albums, used prior to 1948, were only capable of recording for four minutes. It wasn’t until later that year that Columbia Records introduced 33 rpm albums capable of playing 23 minutes per side.
93. 80% of animals on earth are insects.
94. 80% of arrested criminals are male.
95. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward.
96. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
97. One in ten people live on an island.
98. 84% of a raw apple is water.
99. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
100. 85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
101. 85,000,000 tons of paper are used in the United States each year.
102. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
103. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
104. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
105. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.
106. 90% of bird species are monogamous; only 3% of animals are.
107. 90% of New York City cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants.
108. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
109. 98% of the weight of water is made up from oxygen.
110. 99% of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as jack-o-lanterns.
111. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
112. A "Blue Moon" is the second full moon in a calendar month (it is rarely blue).
113. A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.
114. A "jiffy" is actually a proper time unit for 1/100th of a second
115. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
116. A 1,200-pound horse eats about seven times it's own weight each year.
117. A 1.5 oz. milk chocolate bar has only 220 calories. A 1.75 oz. serving of potato chips has 230 calories.
118. A 10-gallon hat actually only holds about 3/4 gallon.
119. A 14-year old French girl had extraordinary electrical power. With a gentle touch she could knock over heavy pieces of furniture and people in physical contact with her received an electrical shock.
120. A 17 year old girl from Miami, Florida started to sneeze on 4th January'66 ant continued till 8th June'66.
121. A 6 pound sea-hare can lay 40,000eggs in a single minute.
122. A 7-year study, which concluded in the summer of 2000, found that 33 U.S. deaths were caused by rottweilers, pit bulls were responsible for 27 deaths.
123. A acre of coffee trees can produce up to 10,000 pounds of coffee cherries. That amounts to approximately 2000 pounds of beans after hulling or milling.
124. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
125. A Baboon called "Jackie" became a private in the South African army in World War I.
126. A bat is the only mammal that flies.
127. A bathometer is an instrument for indicating the depth of the sea beneath a moving vessel.
128. A bean has more DNA per cell than a human cell
129. A bee could travel 4 million miles (6.5 million km) at 7 mph (11 km/h) on the energy it would obtain from 1 gallon (3.785 liters) of nectar, or it could just sit down on and enjoy that honey properly.
130. A beaver's teeth never stop growing.
131. A bibliophile is a collector of rare books. A bibliopole is a seller of rare books.
132. A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
133. A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
134. A blue whales heart only beats nine times per minute.
135. A body decomposes four times as fast in water than on land.
136. A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
137. A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall.
138. A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
139. A butterfly can look at you through 12,000 eyes.
140. A Californian doctor has set the record of eating 17 bananas in two minutes.
141. A Canadian tattoo artist had 4,831 tattoos on his body.
142. A capon is a castrated rooster.
143. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
144. A cat has 4 rows of whiskers.
145. A cat uses it's whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
146. A chameleon can move its eyes in two directions at the same time.
147. A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.
148. A Cheetah at full speed takes strides of 8 meters.
149. A cheetah is the fastest animal, clocked in at: 70mph.
150. A chef's hat is tall and balloons at the top so as to counteract the intense heat in the kitchen. The unique shape allows air to circulate around the scalp, keeping the head cool.
151. A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
152. A chicken who just lost its head can run the length of a football field before dropping dead.
153. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.
154. A citizen of Calcutta, India , grew the fingernails on his left hand to a length of 76 inches.
155. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are known as fingers.
156. A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
157. A cockroaches favorite food is the glue on the back of stamps.
158. A company, Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday".
159. A Cornish game hen is really a young chicken, usually 5 to 6 weeks of age, that weighs no more than 2 pounds.
160. A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.
161. A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
162. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
163. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
164. A crocodiles tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth.
165. A cucumber is 96% water.
166. A Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout.
167. A day on the planet Mercury is twice as long as its year.
168. A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
169. A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
170. A device invented sometime around the time of the birth of Jesus as a primitive steam engine by the Greek engineer Hero is used today as a rotating sprinkler.
171. A diamond will not dissolve in acid. The only thing that can destroy it is intense heat.
172. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
173. A dog can hear high frequency sounds, which a human ear cannot.
174. A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule will not.
175. A dragonfly can fly 25 mph.
176. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
177. A dragonfly is also known as "devil's darning needle", "horse stinger" and "devil's steelyard".
178. A Fag is to work hard or to tire by strenuous activity and cigarettes are sometimes called Fags
179. A fagot is a bundle of sticks or a bundle of pieces of wrought iron to be shaped by rolling or hammering at high temperature.
180. A father Emperor penguin withstands the Antarctic cold for 60 days or more to protect his eggs, which he keeps on his feet, covered with a feathered flap. During this entire time he doesn't eat a thing. Most father penguins lose about 25 pounds while they wait for their babies to hatch. Afterward, they feed the chicks a special liquid from their throats. When the mother penguins return to care for the young, the fathers go to sea to eat and rest.
181. A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
182. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
183. A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
184. A female swine or sow will always have an even number of teats or nipples.
185. A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
186. A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.
187. A fish's memory span is 3 seconds.
188. A five and a half year old weighing 250 pounds was exhibited at a meeting of the Physical Society of Vienna on December 4, 1894. She ate a normal diet and was otherwise in good health. The problem: she wasn't able to sweat.
189. A flea can jump 350 times is own body length. (say..you jumping the length of a soccer field)thanx seraph
190. A flock of sheep grazed during Woodrow Wilson's term. Their wool was sold to raise money for the Red Cross during World War I.
191. A fly always jumps backwards for a quick getaway when you try to hit it.
192. A fly hums in the middle octave, key F.
193. A foal is a baby horse.
194. A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.
195. A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.
196. A full-grown pumpkin has about 15 miles of roots.
197. A ghost writer pens an anonymous book.
198. A giant squid has eyes that can grow up to 20 inches in diameter. (Now think of how big your computer screen is..)
199. A giraffe and rat can go longer without water than a camel can.
200. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. i know some people who can do some amazing stuff too.
201. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
202. A googol is a 1 followed by 100 zeros. Mathematician Edward Kasner supposedly asked his nephew Milton Sirotta to suggest a name for the number, and he came up with this word.
203. A grasshopper needs a minimum temperature of 62 degrees Fahrenheit in order to be able to hop.
204. A group od geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group in the air is a skein.
205. A group of crows is called a murder.
206. A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it has a cathedral.
207. A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.
208. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
209. A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
210. A hedgehog's heart beats 190 times a minute on average and drops to only 20 beats per minute during hibernation.
211. A hedgehog's skin is so tough that when they get run over, its entrails come out of its mouth and its ass.
212. A herd of forty-five thirsty, rambunctious elephants stampeded into a brewery in Midnapore, where they smashed vats and slurped up beer in a bender that went on for two days.
213. A hinny is the offspring of a female donkey.
214. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man can.
215. A Holstein's spots are like a fingerprint or snowflake. No two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.
216. A honey bee must tap two million flowers to make one pound of honey
217. A honey bee travels an estimated 43,000 miles to gather one pound of honey. A pound of honey consists of 29,184 drops.
218. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
219. A horse can sleep standing up.
220. A Horse has 18 more bones than a Human.
221. A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day.
222. A human has a bone just after the spine ends, which helps proves that humans once had tails (possibly).
223. A human head remains conscious for about 15 to 20 seconds after it is been decapitated.
224. A human's scent membrane in the nose is about the size of a postage stamp. A dog's is about the size of a handkerchief. It's olfactory lobe is also 4 times that of a humanThanx liz chell
225. A humming bird flaps its wings up to 90 times in one second or over 5000 times a minute.
226. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny
227. A jellyfish is 95 percent water, and humans around 70%
228. A jellyfish is 95% water.
229. A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
230. A kangaroo can jump up to 3 meters high and leap up to 8 meters.
231. A kangaroo can't jump unless it's tail is touching the ground.
232. A Kentucky statute states, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses."
233. A large swarm of locusts can eat 80,000 tons of corn a day.
234. A leech is a worm that feeds on blood. It will pierce its victim's skin, fill itself with three to four times its own body weight in blood, and will not feed again for months. Leeches were once used by doctors to drain "bad blood" from sick patients.
235. A lions roar can be heard from five miles away.
236. A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
237. A magic potion or charm thought to arouse sexual love, especially toward a specific person, is known as a "philter."
238. A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.
239. A male moth can smell a female moth from 100 yards away.
240. A man and woman in Mexico city were engaged for 67 yrs and finally married at the age of 82 yrs.
241. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years
242. A Manatee (Dugong) has very slow-clotting blood, and important in finding out about haemophilia.
243. A manned rocket can reach the moon in less time than it used to take to travel the length of England by stagecoach.
244. A mark twain, a nautical measurement of depth, is equal to twelve feet.
245. A McDonald's straw will hold 7.7 ml, or just over one-and-a-half teaspoons of whatever you are drinking.
246. A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband.
247. A millipede has 4 legs on each segment of its body.
248. A mockingbird has been known to change its tune 87 times over a span minute span.
249. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
250. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
251. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
252. A mosquito will become restless and start flying around if there is an increase of carbon dioxide in the surrounding air
253. A mother in Sydney, Australia, gave birth to twins 56 days apart and in different years; one was born in 17th December'1952 and the other on 10th February'1953.
254. A mule is a crossbreed between a male donkey and a female horse. A hinnie is yada yada a female donkey and a male horse.
255. A murder is committed in the US every 23 minutes, which makes about 22852 murders each year.
256. A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.
257. A normal cow's stomach has four compartments: the rumen, the recticulum (storage area), the omasum (where water is absorbed), and the abomasum ( the only compartment with digestive juices).
258. A notch in a tree will remain the same distance from the ground as the tree grows.
259. A panagram is a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the English alphabet. For example: Pack my red box with five dozen quality jugs.
260. A peanut is not a nut or a pea, it's a legume.
261. A penguin swims at a speed of approximately 15 miles per hour.
262. A perfect game in baseball is one in which the same player pitches the entire game without allowing any player of the opposing team to reach first base -by any means.
263. A person afflicted with hexadectylism has six fingers or six toes on one or both hands and feet.
264. A person has to travel west to get from Los Angeles, CA to Reno, NV.
265. A person who is lost in the woods and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes. Leather has enough nutritional value to sustain life for a short time.
266. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
267. A piano leg went through the floor of the white house in 1948 during President Truman's term.
268. A pied-billed grebe is called a peebeegeebee by birdwatchers.
269. A pig is the only animal than can get sunburned.
270. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
271. A pineapple is a berry.
272. A poem written to celebrate a wedding is called an epithalamium.
273. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
274. A pole vaulter, when he lands, may absorb up to 20,000 pounds of pressure per square inch on the joints of his tubular thigh bones.
275. A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel.
276. A poll of 3,000 Americans found that for 41 percent, the thing they're most afraid of is speaking before a group of people. 32 percent stated they were afraid of heights.
277. A porpoise swims slowly in a circle as it sleeps.
278. A Portsmouth, Ohio law ranks baseball players with "vagrants, thieves and other suspicious characters."
279. A pound of grasshoppers is three times as nutritious as a pound of beef.
280. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
281. A quarter of raw potato placed in each shoe at night will keep the leather soft and the shoes smelling fresh and clean.
282. A quarter of the horses in the US died of a vast virus epidemic in 1872.
283. A queen bee lays about 1,500 eggs on an average day.
284. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
285. A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.
286. A rattlesnake's fangs fold inward when its mouth is closed so it doesn't bite itself.
287. A recent study indicates when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.
288. A Red Giant(a kind of exploded star) has a lower density than any vacuum here on earth
289. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
290. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
291. A scientific report form the University of California found that the steam rising from a cup of coffee contains the same amounts of antioxidants as three oranges. The antioxidants are heterocyclic compounds which prevents cancer and heart disease. It's good for you!
292. A scientist who weighed people immediately before and after death concluded that the human soul weighs 21 gms.
293. A scrum in rugby is equivalent of a hockey face-off, except that it involves all playing the forward position on both teams.
294. A SEAL's weapon of choice is the Heckler and Koch MP-5 submachine gun.
295. A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
296. A shark can grow a new set of teeth in a week.
297. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
298. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
299. A single drop of water contains one hundred billion billion atoms.
300. A single share of Coca-Cola stock, purchased in 1919, when the company went public, would have been worth $92,500 in 1997.
301. A snail can actually glide over the sharp edge of a knife or razor without harming itself. This has something to do with the mucus it produces.
302. A snail can have about 25,000 teeth.
303. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
304. A snail can travel over a razor blade without cutting itself.
305. A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.
306. A soccer ball has 32 panels.
307. A speleologist studies caves.
308. A Sphygmomanometer measures blood pressure.
309. A spremologer collects trivia.
310. A starfish can turn its stomach inside out.
311. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
312. A strand of spider web may be stronger than an equal diameter of steel.
313. A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.
314. A teaspoon of neutron star material weighs about 110 million tons.
315. A ton of potatoes will yield 28.6 gallons of absolute alcohol. Potatoes are an important source for commercial alcohol.
316. A total of 63 errors were made in the 1886 World Series.
317. A traditional dish from Savolax, called "kalakukko" (fishcock in engl.) is made of white fish and porkfat encased in a baked crust of rye.
318. A two-inch garden hose will carry four times as much water as a one-inch hose.
319. A type of rabbit can mate 12 hours after giving birth
320. A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.
321. A typical bed usually houses over 6 billion dust mites.
322. A typical lightning bolt is two to four inches wide and two miles long.
323. A vexillologist is an expert in the history of flags
324. A volcano can shoot its debris as high as 50km into the sky.
325. A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving.
326. A whale's penis is called a dork.
327. A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
328. A whole library floor of books can be stored on 50 Gigabytes.
329. A wind with a speed of 74 miles or more is designated a hurricane.
330. A women's heart beats faster than men.
331. A woodchuck only breathes 10 times during hibernation.
332. A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
333. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
334. A young lady named Ellen Church convinced Boeing Air Transport that her nursing skills and love of flying would qualify her to assist with the passengers and emergencies. She became the first known stewardess.
335. A zebra is white with black stripes.
336. ABBA GOLD has been in the UK charts for over 280 weeks, thats over 5 years
337. Abdul Kassam Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persia in the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went. Four hundred camels carried the 117,000 volumes.
338. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk.
339. About 10% of the world's population is left-handed.
340. About 10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you.
341. About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
342. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.
343. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
344. About 24% of the total ground area of Los Angeles is said to be committed to automobiles.
345. About 55% of all movies are rated R. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
346. About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.
347. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land.
348. About 80% of the city was burned in the Great Fire of London in 1666.
349. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
350. About one-tenth of the earth's surface is permanently covered with ice.
351. Abraham Lincoln had to go across the street to the War Department to get news from the battlefield because there was no telegraph in the White House.
352. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House.
353. Absinthe is another name for the herb wormwood (Artemisia absinthium) and the name of a licorice-anise flavored green liqueur that was created at the end of the 18th century, and manufactured by Henry-Louis Pernod. Called the 'green Muse' it became very popular in the 19th century, but was eventually banned in most countries beginning in 1908. The reason is the presence of the toxic oil 'thujone' in wormwood, which was one of the main ingredients of Absinthe. Absinthe seemed to cause brain lesions, convulsions, hallucinations and severe mental problems. Thujone was the culprit, along with the fact that Absinthe was manufactured with an alcohol content of 68% or 132 proof.
354. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
355. According to a global survey in 1997 by Durex Condoms Canadians are the world's fourth worst lovers. The worst three slots belong to South Africa, Russia, and Poland.
356. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
357. According to an Old English system of time units, a moment is considered to be one and a half minutes.
358. According to bar sales across the U.S., here are the top 15 cocktails: 1) Dry martini, 2) Manhattan, 3) Whiskey sour, 4) Bloody Mary, 5) Gimlet, 6) Daiquiri, 7) Tom Collins, 8) Old Fashioned, 9) Margarita, 10) Screwdriver, 11) Bacardi, 12) Stinger, 13) Harvey Wallbanger, 14) Gin & Tonic, and 15) Rum & Coke
359. According to Bristol zoo, the Howler monkey's growl is so loud, it can be heard 5km (3.3 miles for u Americans) away.
360. According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week.
361. According to Hammurabi's Code, the penalty for medical malpractice was to cut off the doctor's hands.
362. According to Hawaiian lore, the earth mother Papa mated with the sky father Wakea to give birth to the Hawaiian Islands.
363. According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."
364. According to L. Frank Baum, the name Oz was thought up when he looked at his filing cabinet and noticed one drawer marked A-G, a second tagged H-N, and a third labeled O-Z.
365. According to legend, when Burmese women are making beer, they need to avoid having sex or the beer will be bitter.
366. According to National Geographic, Mt. Everest grows about 4 millimeters a year: the two tectonic plates of Asia and India, which collided millions of years ago to form the Himalayas, continue to press against each other, causing the Himalyan peaks to grow slightly each year
367. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
368. According to Playboy, the most popular sexual aid is erotic literature.
369. According to Scandinavian folklore, trolls only come out at night because sunlight would turn them to stone.
370. According to statistics, Australian women are the most likely to have sex on the first date.
371. According to the 1900 U.S. Census, there were: 596,000 carpenters, 280,000 laundresses, 220,000 blacksmiths, 134,000 tailors, 102,000 shoemakers, 42,000 porters, 37,000 stonecutters, 25,000 millers, 8,000 bootblacks, and 7,000 furriers
372. According to the film's animators, you'll see 6,469,952 black spots every time you watch 101 Dalmatians.
373. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the Finnish word SAIPPUAKIVIKAUPPIAS a soapstone seller is the longest known palindrome in any language.
374. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the single-seeded fruit of the giant fan palm, or Lodoicea maldivica, can weigh 44 lbs. Commonly known as the double coconut or coco de mer, it is found wild only in the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean.
375. According to the International Labor Organization, a member of the labor force is someone between the age of 15 and 64.
376. According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
377. According to the Population Council, people overwhelmingly tend to marry partners who live near them.
378. According to the U.S. Bureau of the Census, the most common job in the United States in the 1890s was a farmer. Today, it’s a salesman.
379. According to the U.S. Food & Drug Administration, two out of five women in America dye their hair.
380. According to the United States Department of Agriculture, the best time to spray household insects is 4:00 p.m. Insects are most vulnerable at this time. (It's just like its better to water your plants in the early mornings or the evenings)
381. According to the United States Postal Service, each person sent on average 689 letters throughout the year of 1996.
382. Activated charcoal made from coconut shells is the odor absorbing agent in odor-eating shoe liners.
383. Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger bought the first Hummer manufactured for civilian use in 1992. The vehicle weighed in at 6,300 lbs and was 7 feet wide.
384. Actress Jayne Mansfield accidentally exhaled her breast out of her dress during the telecast of the Academy Awards in 1957.
385. Acupuncture was first used as a medical treatment in 2700 BC by Chinese emperor Shen-Nung.
386. Adding sugar to coffee is believed to have started in 1715, in the court of King Louis XIV, the French monarch.
387. Adjusting for inflation, Cleopatra, 1963, is the most expensive movie ever made to date (mid-1999). Its budget of $44 million is equivalent to 270 million 1999 dollars.
388. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
389. Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only 1, and i repeat, ONE, testicle.
390. Adolphe Sax invented the saxophone in 1846.
391. Adult bears can run as fast as horses.
392. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch.
393. Advertisements for coffee in London in 1657 claimed that the beverage was a cure for scurvy, gout and other ills.
394. Africa's 8,000-year brewing history began with ancient Egyptian commercial brewing dynasties and still includes handmade tribal beers.
395. After Canada and Mexico, Russia is the nearest neighbor to the United States. Siberia’s easternmost point is just 56 miles from Alaska. In fact, in the middle of the Bering Strait, Russia’s Big Diomede Island and the U.S.’s Little Diomede Island are only two miles apart.
396. After his death in 896, the body of Pope Formosus was dug up and tried for various crimes.
397. After six months at the off-Broadway New York Shakespeare Festival Theater, Hair opened at the Biltmore Theater in New York, in 1968. It was the first rock-musical to play on the Great White Way.
398. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.
399. After the decaffeinating process, processing companies no longer throw the caffeine away; they sell it to pharmaceutical companies.
400. After the sun, the closest star to Earth is 25,000,000,000,000 miles away.
401. After they are roasted, and when the coffee beans begin to cool, they release about 700 chemical substances that make up the vaporizing aromas.
402. Air pollution may contribute to two percent of all deaths in the US, some 50,000 cases per year. A nine-year study of US cities showed a strong correlation between death rates and periods of significant pollution.
403. Airbags are deployed at a rate of two-hundred miles per hour.
404. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.
405. Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones were once roommates.
406. Alaska, with 8, is the US state with the most national park sites.
407. Alaska's borders make it the farthest state east, west and north. Its Aleutian Islands extends across the 180th meridian, which puts the islands chain's end in the eastern hemisphere.
408. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood, respectively).
409. Alekthophilia is the love of chickens.
410. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf.
411. Alexander H. Stephens was Jefferson Davis's Vice President of the Confederacy during the Civil War.
412. Alfalfa sprouts and feta cheese contain bacteria that could be harmful to small children and pregnant women.
413. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
414. Alfred Hitchcock directed the first talking film ever made in England. It was called Blackmail and was made in 1931.
415. All 17 children of Queen Anne died before her.
416. All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in their lives.
417. All elephants walk on tip-toe because the back portion of their foot is made of no bone just fat.
418. All gondolas in Venice, Italy must be painted black, unless they belong to a high official.
419. All mammals have tongues.
420. All mammals, except man and monkey are color blind.
421. All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky.
422. All of Reykjavik, the capital of Iceland, is heated by underground hot springs.
423. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
424. All of the proceeds from James Barrie's book Peter Pan were bequeathed to the Great Ormond Street Hospital for Sick Children in London.
425. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays were originally acted by men and boys. In England at that time, it wasn't proper for females to appear on stage.
426. All of the stars comprising the Milky Way galaxy revolve around the center of the galaxy once every 200 million years or so.
427. All pet hamsters are descended from a single female wild golden hamster found with a litter of 12 young in Syria in 1930.
428. All polar bears are left-handed.
429. All porcupines can float in water.
430. All pyrimids were bright white.
431. All snakes on the island of Tasmania are poisonous.
432. All snow crystals are hexagonal.
433. All the chemicals in a human body combined are estimated to be worth about 6.25 euro.
434. All the coal, oil, gas, and wood on Earth would only keep the Sun burning for a few days.
435. All the moons of the Solar System are named after Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Shakespearean characters.
436. All the proceeds earned from James M. Barrie's book "Peter Pan" were bequeathed to the Great Ormond Street Hospital for the Sick Children in London.
437. All the swans in England are property of the Queen.
438. All the world's main alphabets have developed from an alphabet invented 3,600 years ago in the Middle East. It was known as the North Semitic Alphabet.
439. All traffic stopped as people switched sides. This time and day were chosen to prevent accidents where drivers would have gotten up in the morning and been too sleepy to realize 'this' was the day of the changeover.
440. All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses, some of them just didn't like to be seen with them in public.
441. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
442. All words ever spoken by human beings on 5 Exabytes.
443. Alligators can live for more than 100 years.
444. Almonds and pistachios are the only nuts mentioned in the Bible.
445. Almonds are members of the peach family.
446. Almonds are part of the peach family.
447. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world.
448. Almost without exception, cows are milked from the right side. The reason is because most farmers have been right-handed since the start of the dairy business and it's easier for a right-handed milker to work from the right side.
449. Although Argentina's name means "Land of Silver," there is actually very little silver there. It was misnamed by explorers who thought they saw silver there.
450. Although construction of the Notre Dame Cathedral in Strasbourg started in 1015, it was not until 1439 that the spire was completed.
451. Although explorers brought potatoes back from the New World in the early 1500s, Europeans were afraid to eat them for fear that the spuds would give them leprosy. It wasn't until Louis XVI, who was looking for a cheap food source for his starving subjects, served them at the royal table that people were convinced potatoes were safe to eat.
452. Although identified with Scotland, bagpipes are actually a very ancient instrument, introduced into the British Isles by the Romans.
453. Although not named in the New Testament, tradition names the two thieves crucified at the same time as Jesus as Dismas and Gestas.
454. Although the Pony Express was one of the most famous chapters in U.S. history, it only lasted one year, from 1860-61.
455. Amazon ants (red ants found in the western U.S.) steal the larvae of other ants to keep as slaves. The slave ants build homes for and feed the Amazon ants, who cannot do anything but fight. They depend completely on their slaves for survival.
456. Amelia Earhart designed the first lightweight luggage for air travel.
457. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
458. American and Russian space flights have always included chocolate.
459. American car horns beep in the tone of F.
460. American chocolate manufacturers use about 1.5 billion pounds of milk -only surpassed by the cheese and ice cream industries.
461. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
462. Americans consume 42 tons of aspirin per day.
463. Americans consumed over 3.1 billion pounds of chocolate in 2001, which is almost half of the total world's production.
464. Americans drink about five billion bottles and cans of soda, and about a billion and a half pounds of coffee every year.
465. Americans drink over a billion pounds of coffee every year and around five million bottles of soda.
466. Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit: a total of 11 billion a year.
467. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
468. Americans spend approximately $25 billion each year on beer.
469. Americans spend more than $5 billion a year on cosmetics, toiletries, beauty parlors and barber shops.
470. Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.
471. Americans spent over $360 million in 1982 to avoid having bad breath.
472. Americans use about 100 million pounds of tea leaves every year.
473. Americans use over 16, 000 tons of aspirin a year.
474. Americans, on average, eat 18 acres of pizza in one day.
475. America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.
476. America's first stock exchange was the Philadelphia Stock Exchange, established in 1791.
477. Among primitive people the soul normally is said to escape through the mouth or nose. In the Celebes, when a person is very sick, his friends will often attach fish hooks in certain places. If the soul tries to escape, it gets hooked.
478. Among transsexuals who choose sex-change operations, females who elect to become males are reportedly happier and better adjusted after the procedures than males who elect to become female.
479. Among words consisting only of Roman numeral letters, the "highest scoring" words in English are MIMIC (2,102) and IMMIX (2012).
480. An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away, and warns off intruders or reunites scattered members of the pride.
481. An adult male ostrich, the world's largest bird, can weigh up to 345 pounds.
482. An adult porcupine has approximately 30,000 quills on its body, which are replaced every year.
483. An African American chef in Albany, NY is thought to have been the inventor of potato chips sometime in 1865. Unfortunately, nobody knows his name.
484. An albatross can sleep while it flies. It apparently dozes while cruising at 25 mph.
485. An American cow called Fawn was not afraid of flying. In May 1963, she was swept up by a tornado and carried half a mile, only to land safely in another farmer's field. Five years later, another tornado carried her over a bus. She survived this too, and lived to the ripe old age of 25.
486. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.
487. An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.
488. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
489. An ant can survive for up to two days underwater.
490. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's.
491. An apple tree is at its prime when its about 50 years old. The United States produces about 100 million barrels of apples a year. That's a lot of old trees.
492. An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
493. An arabica coffee tree can produce up to 12 pounds of coffee a year, depending on soil and climate.
494. An area of the Sun's surface the size of a postage stamp shines with the power of 1,500,000 candles.
495. An artificial hand , with fingers moved by cogwheels and levers, was designed in 1551 by Frenchman Ambroise Paré. It worked so well that a handless cavalryman was able to grasp the reins of his horse.
496. An Athens legislator named Solon passed a law in the 6th century that let fathers sell their fornicating daughters into slavery.

Actual Signs That We Have Found

• A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
• At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
• At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
• At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
• At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
• At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
• At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
• At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
• At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
• At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
• At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
• At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
• At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
• At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
• Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
• Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
• Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
• Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
• English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.
• Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
• In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
• In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
• In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
• In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
• In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
• In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
• In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
• In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
• In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
• In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
• In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
• In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
• In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
• In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
• In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
• In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
• In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
• In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
• In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
• In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
• In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
• In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
• In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car
• In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
• In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
• In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
• In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
• In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
• In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
• In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
• In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END
• In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.
• In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
• In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
• In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
• In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
• In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
• Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
• Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
• Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
• Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
• On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
• On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
• On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
• On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
• On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
• On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
• On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
• On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
• On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin.
• On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church
• On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
• On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)
• On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut.
• On a roller coaster: Watch your head.
• On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission
• On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
• On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
• On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
• On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
• On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card...
• On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you.
• On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
• On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.
• On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.
• On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish
• On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy
• Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
• Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
• Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.
• Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
• Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.
• Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.
• Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
• Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
• Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak.
• Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.
• Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
• Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
• Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.
• This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to.
• Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber.

Questions from kids to god

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I'm not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Bruce

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Denise

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Last day @ work

Today was my last day at my current job in Jeeran. I loved my job but I had a better offer and.. well I accepted the better offer that how it works for me and another billion people at least. but that's not the issue.

I was dumb enough to feel sad about quitting my job so I offered my services to Jeeran for as long as they need me, given that I'm working on important cases features, and project.

I expected that everything would go normally with a quick response to tell me they'd need me for a week or two, I was even so stupid to even think they'd care to throw me a small party as a thank you gesture. I'm saying that because I know I was good at my job.

The whole day passed and I never heard a word from the managers - we have 2 of them - so I thought they're just considering and calculating the amount of time they'd need my services. But I was wrong, instead they sent me a message with my supervisor at the end of that day to tell me that they don't want me to come to work the next day just like that.

I don't know what you might think but I don't see this as the proper way to let one of your own go.

Now I hate Jeeran's management but I'll never forget the fun time I had with (Omar Bazzari, Iskandar, Omar Abu Areisheh, Wedad, Hala, Muhannad, Sara, Samah, Mais, Waleed, Ahmad Qnadeel, Muhammad Qura'n, last but not least Fouad el za3eem)

Thank you guys, I love you all from the bottom of my heart. You were the reason I kept coming back everyday

Eyad Salah, The blogs man

Why use FireFox

If you are using IE and you need a browser that doesn't crash, read the following:

A Better Web Experience

Firefox 1.5 has an intuitive interface and blocks viruses, spyware, and popup ads. It delivers Web pages faster than ever. And it’s easy to install and import your favorites. Packed with useful features like tabbed browsing, Live Bookmarks, and an integrated Search bar, Firefox will change the way you experience the Web, for the better.

Faster Browsing

Enjoy quick page loading as you navigate back and forward in a browsing session. Improvements to the engine that powers Firefox deliver more accurate display of complex Web sites, support for new Web standards, and better overall performance.

Automatic Updates

The new Software Update feature makes it easy to get the latest security and feature updates to Firefox. Firefox automatically downloads these small updates in the background and prompts you when they are ready to be installed.

Tabbed Browsing

Use tabbed browsing to open multiple Web pages in a single browser window, and quickly flip back and forth. Drag and drop open tabs to keep related pages together.

Improved Pop-up Blocking

Firefox’s built-in pop-up blocker has been enhanced to block more unwanted pop-up and pop-under ads.

Integrated Search

Tap into the power of the Web’s most popular search engines with the built-in Search bar, and easily add new engines.

Stronger Security

Firefox keeps you more secure when you’re browsing the Web, closing the door on spyware, worms, and viruses. The Firefox community of developers and security experts works around the clock to monitor security issues and release updates to better protect you.

Clear Private Data

Protect your privacy with the new Clear Private Data tool. With a single click, you can delete all personal data, including browsing history, cookies, Web form entries and passwords.

Live Bookmarks

Stay up to date with your favorite Web sites and blogs. Use Live Bookmarks that update themselves automatically with the latest content from the Web.

Accessibility

Firefox 1.5 delivers easier navigation for everyone, including those who are visually or motor-impaired. Firefox is the first browser to support DHTML accessibility, which, when enabled by Web authors, allows rich Web applications to be read aloud. Users may navigate with keystrokes rather than mouse clicks, reducing the tabbing required to navigate documents such as spreadsheets. Firefox 1.5 (Windows version) is also the first browser to meet US federal government requirements that software be easily accessible to users with physical impairments.

Customize Firefox

Select new button controls for your toolbars, install extensions to add new features, or change the look of your browser with themes - the way Firefox looks and works is under your control.

Next Generation Web Support

Innovative new Web applications and services deliver a richer Web experience. Support for open Web standards in Firefox ensures you can get the most out of this emerging class of Web-based tools.

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Get to know your universe

 

This wonderful Kaleidoscope of Colors wasn't created in a lab, or even on this planet. A Black hole spilled those colors, why and how I don't know. But if you are interested in space, black-holes big things outside our small world you must consider visiting NASA's website. You can even register for a personalized home page.

 

I've just registered and I already read 3 articles, one about the "retrograde motion of mars".

I can't believe the idea of someone living for 30 years and never take a single look at this beautiful sky.. You may realise you haven't done that in months or even years, and believe me, that's a shame, Just for tonight make yourself a nice cop of coffee and go to some open place (your roof is the least you can do) and take a look at those stars, planets...etc.

 

That may sound boring, or you might say "I'm not interested", but neither was I until I decided to try it. force yourself to spend the first 10 minutes and you'll find yourself staring and connecting those dots and making lots of shapes depending on your mood.

 

If you are into astrology, take a look at those poor stars and planets and tell me if they gave you the slightest idea about how tomorrow will be. I don't think those shiny huge gassy balls know where are they going to be 2 hours from now.

ابتسم أنت في الأردن

1. كل واحد بتقابله بحكيلك انه اله ابن عم واصل بالحكومه
2. كل مصعد كهربائي اله رائحه سامه
3. كل واحد بتشوفه بشتكي
4. معظم البنات شبه بعض
5. معظم البنات بلبسوا زي بعض
6. كل واحد بتشوفو بحكيلك انو ضيع فرصة شراء ارض فى عبدون قبل عشر سنين بخمسين دينار الدونم !!
7. كل واحد بتشوفه بحكيلك انه جده اول واحد اشترى مرسيدس بالبلد
8. كل واحد بتشوفه بحكيلك انه كان غني بزمناته
9. 90٪ قدموا او بدهم يقدموا على جرين كارد
10. كل الناس بتبحلق فيك بدون اي سبب محدد
11. الشيك المؤجل صرفه لسنه يعتبر(كاش)
12. ما حدا بعرف يحكي انجليزي صحيح بس بشكل او بأخر ما حدا برضى يحكي الا انجليزي!!!!
13. كل واحد عنده قريب عايش بشيكاغو
14. بين كل سياره وسياره بتشوف بي ام دبليو موديل (1980 زعره)
15. حراس الديسكوات برحبوا فيك بكلمة (كوبلز......... بس)
16. محلات المواد الغدائيه بتبيع مزيل عرق!!!
17. بتشوف حادث سير كل كم كيلومتر
18. ممكن تشوف مية شخص متجمعين على بنت حلوه عشان يصلحولها سيارتها ... ومش ممكن تشوف ولا واحد يصلح سيارتى لانى بشوارب !!!
19. كل واحد بحاول يحكي انجليزي بحكي كلمة (يعني) بعد كل كلمه
20. الواسطه هي حل لكل مشاكلك
21. كل واحد بتشوفه بحكيلك انا مدير عام ... بس مدير على شو الله اعلم
22. كل واحد عنده مشكله مع البنك وكل بنك معو مشكلة مع واحد
23. اذا كنت رايح على امريكا... حط في بالك انه 100 واحد راح يتصل فيك عشان يبعت معك شنطه لقرابته
24. بس تدخل مصلحه حكوميه بتتفاجأ انه الكل قرابة الكل
25. الناس لما تحب توقف طابور... بتقدر تشوف الناس بس صعب تشوف الطابور
26. في وسط البلد... كل واحد بمر جنبك راح يخلعك كتف لأنك لابس غير
27. بكل زاويه بتلاقيلك خمس او ست اشخاص متجمعين
28. البطاله 60٪
29. اذا سألت حدا من وين شاري هاللبسه.... راح يحكيلك : شارع مكه اعرف انو قصدو شارع الطلياني (الباله)
30. الساعه سبعة الصبح بتشوف كل الناس ماشيه وحامله صحون حمص وفول والساعه سبعه مسا اكياس ورق فيها برضو فلافل
31. بتشوف شبين بتطاوشوا على بنت على اساس انه صاحبتهم ... بس البنت ما بتعرفهم الأتنين
32. كل الناس بتطلع رحلات على الغور
33. الشباب عاملين تاتوو على ذراعاتهم ( غدار يا زمن) او ( بحبك يما) او (لن انساك يا امي)
34. على الاشاره الناس بتزمرلك قبل ما تصير الاشاره خضراء
35. اعظم اختراع اردني: موس ابو سبع طقات
36. اشهر انواع الادمان هي: شم التنر خصوصا اطفال المدارس
37. معظم الأطفال بسن 10 سنوات ماسكين سجاير
38. الزباله بتكون بره الحاويات... لانه الحاويات للبسس بس
39. ازا رحت على مستشفى البشير.. راح تعرف شو يعني (سلخانه)
40. ازا كنت بالخدمة العسكريه مسموحلك ب35 طلقه بالسنه ... ازا حبيت اكتر بتشتري على حسابك
41. التحية المتداوله : أيش يا ابو الشباب!!!!!
42. ازا كانت الدنيا حر... بدل الغور بتروح على الساحه الهاشميه
43. الشخص اللي يقوم بتفتيشك على بوابة المطار... بحكيلك: تراك حليوه
44. لك حرية الاختيار بأن تطلب )تشيز برجر) بدون جبنة !!!!!!!!!
45. معظم دخل التلفزيون الاردني من اعلانات مركز ضراغمه التجاري( قومي معي هنيه ... وين وين ....)
46. كل يوم هناك حوادث انفجارات لأسطوانات الغاز... السبب انه يتم فحص تهريب الغاز عن طريق الولاعه!!!!!
47. بتروح على صلاة الجمعة بكندره جديده .... وبتروح بزنوبه
48. عشان تصدق شهادة عليك ان تقوم بجوله مكوكيه بحثا عن100 توقيع وطابع بريد
49. بتلف على كل محلات البلد عشان صرافة 10 دنانير و ما بتلاقي
50. مطار عمان الدولي بسكر الساعه 10 ليلا !!!!!!!!
51. ازا كنت حابب تشوف حالك زمان كيف شكلك.... روح على التعبئه والتجنيد ... عندهم كل صورك بالاضباره
52. ازا بدك تخلص من مرتك... خليها تركب انبوبة الغاز فى البيت
53. بتشوف كندره صغيره معلقه على كل سلك كهرباء
54. كل مراكز التسوق :